will always be the death of me i swear i get so fucked up at one oak. last night, ellen, nanna, gotta blow her cover right now, FELL INTO A PUDDLE UPON leaving the club. I made my friend from far away, jen, come out with us last night to so she could get a little taste of my life. well that taste was puke cuz she was sick as fuck and at one point texted me "im pool side"...??? she was in the rain. I dont know, upon exiting one oak, ellen falls in puddle then three, yes three, cabs pass her and don't stop. omfg fml funniest shit ever.

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