getting thrown out of clubs at her age. so retarded.

Anyways, yesterday was amazing we woke up and had brunch in the gorgeous weather and then i went and scooped up lindsay luv my bitch. We went to the fountainbleu for this pool party for bacardi that i thought was going to be an open party, um no. I get there, and there's like a million kids trying to get in and a door bla bla bla. So i walked up the pr girl and was like HI IM MEREDITH FROM IN TOUCH and naturally she was like "OMG michaels already here bla bla bla heres 3 wristbands" i was like thats what i thought bitch. Then she escorted us to the bacardi cocktail bar where they were making custom cocktails for the vip. Ok first of all it's a huge pool and a dj booth and the line up is retarded. Jazzy Jeff, Diplo, A Trak, Kid Sister, Dj Am, Chromeo, etc. were ALL djing. Insane. So anyways the cocktail bar was the funniest shit ive ever seen. The fabulous gay spanish man has devoted his life to making cocktails for bacardi. So he's asking us our signs, names, vacation spots, like life stories, what happened when we were five....all in order to create ONE drink catered to us that takes 43 minutes. Im like dieing laughing like are you serious? throw some vodka on the rocks baby im outtie. Anywho I've never in my LIFE ever seen such crazy miami people. First off, craziest dressed drunk wild people alive. House music is their life. This one girl, no words can express, she somehow got her way into the vip artist deck where we were and lindsays like OMG DONT RUB ON ME....she had herpes you could visually see, not kidding. here's a photo:


so another amazing part of the pool party was the connects mike made. Im pretty sure he's playing this dude jeff's pool party in la for coachella and then going to columbia to play a show? haha it's been crazy. So then I was like tired cuz i can't do day drinking and be like cohesive. Went to heathrow to see lindsay dj then went to ralleigh hotel rooftop for belvedere open bar party. just woke up, gorgeous. stand by....