first of all, courtesy of my dear friend michael cohen, here's the view from where we are staying:


Ok so night one, hilarious. First of all, it took us forever to get here. we flew from nyc to tampa then drove from tampa to miami. We get to Miami at 10, Im suppose to be on a red carpet at the Fountainbleu at 830, so we got ready in 10 minutes and got a cab. I missed the carpet but we got to Fountainbleu and got into the party, it was Sony Ericson's kick off tournament for the tennis tournament so the party was retarded. The PR girls were up my ass to interview all their clients so I did even though NO one has seen Bring It On since they were ten and no one cares what they are doing now but I talked to them to make people happy. They tried to convince me they were doing all these super important new projects. uh huh, yeah. This girl spilt a glass of Veu Cliquot on Mike's lap. He was mad. We drank all this stuff at some random table while Wyclef performed all his hits it was rad. The Liv night club at Fountainbleu is mad famous and GORGEOUS. So after that party was over, LMFAO was moving in for their cd release party, UM BYE. So we left and went to Ganesvoort to the rooftop and whos' doing the insanely packed door?? CRAIG FROM ONE!!! So funny he's like "NYC OMG COME IN!! OMG" so that was easy. Then we went to the roof (We were meeting Lindsay Luv) and it was a NYC reunion. AOKI was djing the rooftop (that was kinda ill) because it was like right on the beach rooftop and theres Aoki spinning some small pool party at 1 am. So it was like a NYC party. EVERYONE we ran into was nyc. So we ended up rolling around the rest of the night with Bronques, Lindsay, like all nyc party mad funny. So we went to some other club in the basement of gans but i was drunk and tired so i was like um lets go sleep so we went back to michaels and talked to Jessica till i fell asleep. Mike made mad connections last night with all these dj's...and the funniest part was, THESE DUDES HAD SEEN GLOWSTICKS!!! They were like oh shit yea we saw Glowsticks and Im like "WHO ARE YOU AWESOME LETS PARTY".... ps- our dear friend michael the guy who we are staying with who i spent all of super bowl with is going to be staring in this HILARIOUS reality show called miami social about how fabulous of a gossip artist he is in june. watch it on bravo, we are watching the footage now its so funny.

so today we are going to pool parties at the fountainbleu, gansevoort roof top, and brunch and pool party with chromeo performing and techno and drinking and my cute see through american apparel t shirt dress

bye

<3 mk