THANKS

THANKS to lindsay, i will be (besides the hamptons) here all summer at the soho house, like i was today:

This weekend

was a-mazing. Ok first off we started with mr west on friday with cj. we go there all the time but this week, CJ had to open the table which meant we went early and started the bottle so it wasnt packed and we had prime table spot. and yea, alex douche bag came with his bimbo models but still we had a blast with cj and co. The Dj was the dude from eldridge who i know through my friend ralph and he is the best dj in nyc so that was fun. Then saturday I filmed my bitch erica for my 30 sec commercial for my midterm at school. IN HD. Super fun. After we were done shooting we went to Cjs where they were all fucked up, then sat outside at bennys for margaritas and mexican. PErfect Saturday. Today, went to the PARK with my best freaking friends (minus ellen she was on the bus) gabi erica ant val ryan jessie mikealis--whoever could reach us because there is NO (i mean NO) service in sheeps meadow when it's packed like that. How fucking gorgeous is nyc right now? EVeryones out and about and in their summer time wear---love it. Then, tonight we went with jesse to la esquina which i hadnt been to in ages. whats funny about la esquina is everything. first off-the upstairs is a CORNER cafe (With like a window and hot dogs and stuff) then you enter and in the back theres a bouncer, if you get in, you go downstairs through the kitchen to the bar so legit. Anywho, free drinks there then went to GOLD BAR with gabi. Ok, sundays at goldbar--GOOD LUCK. def the hardest door in nyc- what a pain. BUt we got in with gabs, people watched for a bit, and now we are home snuggling.

i love nyc in the spring. everybody feels good and is outside. the parks are crazy the streets are crazy you DONT have to wear a fucking coat FOR once!!

it rules.

xx

ky derby this weekend to cover the black tie galas for in touch and also see my childhood friends (basically my family)....and sit track side with my dad. bamboozle--yeah right haha

last night

um, mikealis and steven had a show at a hookah bar. Ok first off--mad ghetto. When the StankyLeG came on, I thought the place was gunna burn down. then you have me, jess, ellen, jeff, steven and mikealis like sitting there chain smoking hooka amongst the dance floor masacre of big asses. ELlen and i joined in though don't worry....and between the hole in her crotch and our jazz hands---we fully dominated. the boys played great. thank god its the weekend. shooting my High Def project tomorrow--spending the weekend outside and out.

xo

wed night debacle

I really shouldnt party that hard on Wednesday nights. First off---Can I just make an announcement? We were officially the first people in at least 5 years to see lil john out in public. HAHA. He was sitting at the table near us at one oak last night. Someone should tell him that just because he hasnt been out of his house in 5 years doesn't mean he can dress like 2003. SAME dude---dreds, hat, oakleys--hillarious. First of all, i started drinking at 8 pm at an OPen Bar coutoure event my bitch Lindsay Luv was spinning at. It was at the Thompson hotel and it had the sickest view of NYC it was gorgeous. I ran into my friend Sasha who does PR for fingerprint and we got to drinking adn talking, and drinking some more. I also ran into my friend Lauren there who thought that the "man" posted in front of the clock on bowery was a real human--wow. Anywho, Alasandria Ambrosia (even her name is pretty) was there smoking cigarettes like a fucking champ ( i was like thats how she stays so fucking skinny). Shes nice i talked to her and got a good NYC summer time quote for IN Touch from her. Then we went to Greenhouse with Lindsay (SO over gh) and it was a heinekein private party in the basement so i drank some free beers and ran into DAN my old friend who manages my friend rapper donnis, After moving UPstairs to watch lindsay not dj, we peaced out and went to gold bar (holy shit im out of breath thinking about all these places). LOVE gold bar...Gabi's party there is getting good. Stayed, left. ONE OAK. Bin at the door fucking loves Mikealis and was like "THEY'RE GOOD!!" from across the ropes i was like ---um yes please. Then i was reunited with my darling friend CJ who i missed while gone and my new friends maria and erica and freaking terrick talked to mike about a possible promoting deal at a super secret new club opening--standby for details. Then we saw lil john and i was so drunk at this point i was running around yelling "WHAT?! YEAHHH". Then, I dont remember our cab ride home but i do know gabi was in the vehicle with us and smoked with mike--cant tell u what we talked about....then i didnt wake up for school----I LOVE NYC.


ps---Vitamin water 10-----A watered down version of the original...i guess that's the point though.

anywho, mike and bagg boy have a show tonight at some hookah bar, NO drinks for me.

back in ny

yeah la was great. great to see all my friends. everytime i leave there, i seriously love nyc even more. Hollywood is NOT for me. I can take it in small doses then im dieing to get out of there!

anywho, already so busy. have to film TWO projects for my midterm at school then Im covering KY derby for In Touch next weekend (i was born and raised there so it makes sense im already going) which will be amazing and i have all these events people want me to come tooo ahhhh

busy busy.

Nyc is the best place on earth.

CAlifornia

WE still have one full day and night left bUT so far it's been pretty great. I've been to la a million times, i actually lived here in the month if august and during that time i made some of the best friends ive ever had. Especially tommy, he's pretty much my brother. Anyways, this was my best friend steven and boyfriend mikealis's first time in LA so I had to make it good!! We landed at 1200 LA time and Lisa (my girl we are staying with) picked us up and we raced to ecco so i could see them before last call. last call in la is SO early, 130!! So it was like the reunion of the century. Yesterday we shopped on melrose and ate lunch and did like routine stuff we use to do in summer here in la. then we played on lisa's roof top! video below. Last night mike and steven had a show in la---they rocked it. Today they had a sick photo shoot at tommy's house and tomorrow they are recording at tommys and then going to les deux before we come back to nyc. I always miss nyc so much when im in la haha. But anyways---love it here---love my friends here and love the opportunities and lifestyle..

xo

orly couture and los angeles

we are off to LA tonight. class for 8 hours than 6 hour flight to la than straight to echo...long day....mikealis and steven have show sat come.

Also, last night we went to ONE cuz Gabi and Steve started a new thursday party there called fashion fix, last night's runway feature ORLY Couture shes amazing check out her website!!

http://www.orlisheli.com/index.php?page=about


She's amazing!

goldbar then one oak

we left one oak at 230 am. lil wayne showed up at 310. fml.

YONO FROM TOKYO !

Is my new favorite photographer.

GO CHECK HIM OUT NOW !

CEXWORK.COM

BYe nyc

Tonight we're going to Goldbar to say bye bye to some of our friends and than we are off to LA to visit with some of our other friends that I havent seen in a long time....super excited...if you live in LA make sure you come to steven and mikealis's show this saturday at medusa lounge.

xo


nyc, u better be warm when we get back.

Saturday in LA

MIkealis and Steven are playing a show and DJing a full set on saturday here at this party:

the hudson terrace

well mike steven and roman played to a HUGE Crowd last night there. They played amazing. The problem was the club. They didn't have a sound guy and the dj was born without the right side of his brain so all he knows how to do is press play on his ipod and smoke cigarettes. So, Roman had to try to get the mics to work all night. They finally went on at 2 am and unfortunately people couldn't hear them in the back. Whatever though, it was still great. Hudson Terrace is probably the worst club in America. It's gorgeous and has awesome potential but the people that work there are meaner than the KKK and really fucking stupid.

happy easter.

LA FRIDAY

OMG!!!

HEY REMEMBER THIS GUY??




YEAH ME EITHER. BUT-He was the red power ranger~~ and he was sentenced TO DEATH!!!!! FOr murdering a couple by tying them to an anchor on their own yacht and throwing it over board....OMG. I never saw this coming!

wait yes I did. that show was so creepy.

tonight

things got rowdy. note to self-im done with mr west. some cunt model whore pushed ellen. and it got so rowdy. me and my bitches almost got into a danm fist fight and we had to run out. eat something hooker. Mikealis and Jordan were about to start hitting a bitch too!! thats when you know it's bad. whatever, WACKKKK.

we almost jazzed hands her eyes out


HUDSON TERRACE TOM NIGHT!!

tonight

it's CJ's birthday celebration starting tonight. YES. And Roman's bday too.

but more importantly, tomorrow mike's playing here:





so see u there xo

jamba juice

asap.

went to greenhouse last night, yelled at door guy. danced ASSS off with j koko and ellen. jordan threw up. success.

TWO BIG BIRTHDAYS to celebrate tonight!

mikealis has big show tomorrow.

OH GOODNESS

WE'RE BACK ON THE BLOCK. Flew into nyc VERY early Tuesday morning. Happy to be home. It's sorta looking like we might see spring some day here in Ny. ANYWHO, our best friend Steven Baggs played a sold out show with his band the constant on Tuesday night. We were so happy for him, it was a big show and a big night for him. He sings on all the Mikealis tracks but anyways very proud of him. Went to his after party at Gay-k, couldn't breath in the sea of sweaty scene kids, had to leave and go to Greenhouse. but still we are so proud of him and before that I went to dinner with my best friends of life (carolyn ellen amanda jessy holly mikealis) and i missed the shit out of them while i was gone so it was good. OK so last night, we went out with our besty of life CJ and it was like the dorkiest reunion I was so happy to see him because we had been gone so long! Strike one-Mikealis was taking shots of Patron Cafe with Cj. That's like the milky liquor you put in coffee, not for shooting. Went to ONE OAK, sat in Vip, drank alot. I scared the shit out of some girl who is dieing to move to nyc and be a journalist for like a tabloid or fashion mag. Shes going to go to columbia this year and I was like um dont waste your money they dont care if you went there. She was scared. Then Timberland was coming to One Oak to sit at our table seriously mike and him needed to chat but my other best friend of life was djing a HUGE gig at Greenhouse so I HAD to get there, sorry timb. So we peaced and went to green house and it was PACKEDDDD because L M F A-Suck my balls O was playing there and so was the love of our lives one of my favorite rappers of life Kid Cudi!! That was a surprise though. Well, we missed lmfao but Barry the owner of GH is a dear friend of mine and told me that THERE WERE CRICKETS!! HAHAHAHAH no one clapped apparently they just wanted cudi to come on haha. Those guys are sooooo gay seriously talentless losers. Anywho, Lindsay KILLED it. She got to play THREE sets!!! In the basement too, that's the best part of the club. she killed it, mad proud of her. Um So here's the funny part. We some how got home and Jersey got herself home in her car (bad plan probably) and we pass out. Apparently in my slumber, Mikealis pukes all night. I told him not to shoot that Patron Cafe. Cuz that, champagne, and grey goose doesn't mix ewww poor mikey.

Mikealis has big show at HUDSON TERRACE With Steven and Electro point on Saturday Night COME.

Stay Tuned for Some big news regarding our Hamptons summer party and also Mikealis and a special new track.

Jordan Koko flys in today.

Love

shitty shitty shitty fucking music

im going to rip my hair out and die. music right now is so shitty, these stupid talentless scene kids are running the earth and i dont fucking get it. Three ugly scene girls with high pitched voices and bad style who think they can rap are blowing up---I DONT GET IT. Lmfablow-I DONT GET IT. They arent cool.

kill me now, take me off the earth so i dont have to live in an era dominated by these morons.

vacay

is relaxing...pool side...beach side...but my sister had a "banger" and it went up in flames. Way too many kids came and were outside by the pool playing beer pong super loudly and we live on a golf course. Here's the thing I dont get about kids. At 23, Im not trying to have a party that will destroy my house. So what is it about kids that makes them so excited when their parents are out of town to have parties they KNOW will destroy their houses? i dont get it. I had to start playing the old woman roll around 1 am coming out to scream "EVERYONE GO HOME" once every 10 minutes. Finally as we thought it was dieing down, trying to watch a movie in the master bedroom, we hear "MOther FUcker Ill Fuck you UP homie Dont PLay that Shit Nigga WHATTT"......and im thinking "oh. FUCK" So i jump out of bed and SPRINT to the foyer in time to see my worst nightmare. 70 kids in the foyer of my house holding back like 4 dude bros in jerseys who are trying to kill each other. SO i start SCREAMING GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKERS ILL CALL THE COPS GO GO GOG OG. Meanwhile in my head i knew, if the cops come, MIKE AND I are going to jail...not them, they are like all barely 17. So they take it to the front yard and get into a huge brawl and all these girls are screaming like omg stop stop and im like well i know the cops are coming, im way too old for this fucking shit. i live in manhattan, this is so immature and fucking gay house parties are for children...im all mad. so im like haley turn off all lights in house and lock front door so if cops come maybe they wont think its our house (despite all the cars in our driveway). not sure how we got so lucky but cops never came.....and maid came next morning and cleaned so mommy will never know when she gets hme tonight but i still am so mad at my sister.

not so nyc glam when im home...but still funny.